February 2012
141 posts
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one’s own sunshine.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via julie911)
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Of course. And just so you know, I was a Sumo...
mac-encheeze-the-bengal-tiger said: I have challenged you! Do you accept?
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Am I being punked?
American Idol is making my ears bleed and the judges are all orgasm face. What the hell?
Unless my britches fall down and trip me. Damn, I...
thatchicmichelle replied to your post: Running
It also helps you escape murderers. Unless they have guns. Then not so much.
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Running
Does awesome things to your legs and your ass, which then starts doing good things to your other parts…
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*The morning ding. The ding. Fuck. I like it so much.
*My morning plans got totally messed up because Mia had a sty and Max had a headache. I was irritated and I feel guilty to want time for myself.
*I think Daniel challenged me to some sort of wrastlin’ match.
*I got my alone time because exs girlfriend wanted to surprise ex with the kids for dinner. Sad how he didn’t ask for...
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I'm Tired!
mac-encheeze-the-bengal-tiger:
alilmacktruck:
I can’t stop being tired.
Only tiring people are tired.
Ok is that good or do I need to kick your ass for saying that?
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I'm Tired!
I can’t stop being tired.
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Just walked in the living room
And said “I don’t feel very well” and Max said “Well I have cancer” and then laughed.
Well then…
I'm crying
I’m ridiculous!!!!
Yay!
They don't have the fucking song!!!!
What????
Exactly
Mia: Is it Monday?
Me: Yes
Mia: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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It's gonna be a Vayer-y Mayer-y day
Round here.
moveherfeet asked: Hello fellow night owl. : )
We got
Stomachs of steel.
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mac-encheeze-the-bengal-tiger asked: The moment when you realize you have to pee. Like in a car ride.
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Ok Daniel...
Why is your handle alilmacktruck? Why do birds sing when I’m near? You remember chumbawumba’s tubthumping song? “I get knocked down. But I get back up again”. What’s the longest you’ve ever held a pee? Do you think the south will rise again? Did you remember the Alamo? Weren’t you supposed to wake up green day on October 1st?
1. My dad called me that...
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Basically
I am one classy bitch!
Thanks for being there with me Susan!
Beer, pizza, basketball, laundry, wind and
And a 16 foot ladder that fits in a car.
Summary of today.
Me and my damn ugly ass pants
Just ran like the wind.
You can can call me Bullseye.
Tumblr is all kinds of cracking me up this...
I need to go do something productive…
Stop being funny!
Anonymous asked: Even in the surgical mask you're a gorgeous woman ;)
Vent
I have been at the hospital for 9 hours today. Ex maybe 1 and he also picked up our daughter at 4p. Then he has the nerve to text me to ask if I will come 15 minutes out of my way to pick her up because he has been out running. What the actual fuck?
Thanks!
llda97 replied to your post: I don’t usually do this
Hmmm…. lots of questions come to mind but mostly things I’m curious about, not necessary thought provoking questions… #1. What do you do for a living? #2. When did you first come to love John’s music? #3. Do you own cowboy boots? ;)
1. I don’t do anything for a living right now. I take care of my kid. I used to be a preschool...
I don't usually do this
But I’m stuck at the hospital for 5 more hours. Ask me questions, tell me secrets…jokes…something…pwease.
This day shall sucketh!
Let’s do it…
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That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
– John Green (via nervouslaugh)
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Me
I will never stray from this person that I am. No matter how much I wish I could sometimes. I will smile through the storms. Not just because I’m happy but because I don’t want anyone else to be unhappy. Sometimes this is tricky.
I have this overwhelming need to “understand.” It’s annoying. It’s me.
I’m fun. I’m really fun. I’m more fun...
Beer with the Internet
Fun!
I needed that!
I think I forgot to eat today.
And I can’t even remember if I try.
It’s not like me to forget food.
I love food.